H/t to an old friend.
Scientists in NYC have uncovered a 1 MILLION year old fossil that appears to be that of the "Archyopterix Ohnous" or "Oh No" bird. This strange bird was one of evolution's cruelest mistakes. It was only 3 inches tall but had 5 inch balls. Every time it landed it emitted a noise that sounded like it was screaming "OH NOOOO!"
Needless to say this bird fossil is extremely rare as it had no offspring and survived only 1 generation.
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